Can I ask this really quickly?
May I redirect your question?
Are you aware that filling questionnaires
is a sign of sure depression?
Why do you go about your days
reading personality tests?
When it would be keen to turn off your screen;
’cause don’t you know yourself the best?
Am I questioning your question?
Or simply being much too shrewd?
Is anxiety your priority?
Will you please stop me if I’m rude?
Can I ask this short and sweet now?
If your results are less than par-
will you lessen on all the questions? ‘Cause
you are just fine the way you are.